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Dear :iconweirdgirl14: ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war. 

Go milk a cow,
Meri

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Dear (choose a random watcher) ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7) .I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Another- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol/So You Think You Can Dance - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA -  Best of luck on the sex change.
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

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As far as I would go for my name is Meri. I will not reveal my real one to you unless you either already know it, are my closest, personal friend and anything that relates of the two I have just stated. Other than that, try to get to know me more and then maybe I'll tell you but for now, it's either Meri for you. I have accounts on other sites as well which usually goes by the name Meri, Meribell, Crystal, Meru and anything else I can try to remember that I would use as a name. Bleh.

I love to draw, but I am not quite an artist, like a great one. My brother is though, well I think he is, lol. Go to Drake117 to see his art. I like to write as well, but what I write is complete crap, yet I get some request to do about a certain topic, oddly enough, oh well. I will take occasional photography I guess, but only when I'm bored. I would try to post up videos but unfortunately I don't really know how. i would advise to go to my youtube to for the videos I make.

My best friends are:
PurpleGlompingPanda
VampireSora1
PoeChan
PandaMcAwesomeFace
*myranda123678
Ombraforevah
InnocentNightmare
DeathNoteOtakuL127

I have more but they don't have a DA so yeah. My bad.

On a side note to all of this, I don't really appreciate being criticized or being critique unless I personally ask for it and I'm pretty sure you will know if my story/art/poem/etc is asking for one. I only do it for fun and all that and some of them are requested but doesn't mean I want any. I mean, I'm a type of person who would gladly take any criticism to mind but then when it comes to that, people go a little overboard and eh... I guess you can say, I'm a bit sensitive to it and i know the person doesn't mean to be overly harsh, it was just the opinion of they thought. I just want you to please consider about if the person wants to be criticized or not. basically, I'm just looking for "you like it or not?" thing. If you don't then, I don't know what to do about it and if you do, good for you.

And also, I hate how people going like "Um, this doesn't belong here." You can't really say that unless specifically it says it can't be here. Don't act like a person who runs things around here, I'm just saying. Let's say photography for example. Photography could be anything and I don't see how that is against something. I mean, such as, you're practicing to do portrait pictures or landscaping. So usually they take pictures of things at home or outside. It isn't against posting things up online. And just because you see something, doesn't mean you HAVE to say something about it. No one said you had to do that, you did yourself so you're kinda taking a risk of telling someone you don't know at all unless the person themselves said you could and is accepting. I'm just saying here. So yeah.

That's all for now~ Hope we can be friends in the future~
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
IM A QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATION
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
SSAAMMMEEE
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:D NOW I GOTTA STOP PROCRASTINATING ON READING Dx 
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YAY~!!! :D
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AND I FINALLY DID LOOK AT YOUR STUFF. SUCCESS
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

X'D
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OKAY I GOT LAZY AND PROCRASTINATED AND DIDNT LOOK AT YOUR STUFF
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
X'D

GOOD LUCK!
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
AMG. I SHALL LOOK AT ALL OF THIS.
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YEEAAH I DID

HAVEN'T POSTED JUNK IN A WHILE!!

AND I TOOK AN ART CLASS FOR MY JUNIOR YEAR!

HA!

ART EVERYWHERE!
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GURL YOU LIKE SPAMMED ME STUFF. 
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHOOT WHOOT
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD
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:iconweirdgirl14:
WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG

X'D LOLOL

Dude

Dude

Abigail

Dude

(kaboom)
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:tighthug: :3
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Pearleace Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
hehe.. :hug:
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:iconmeri64:
Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aww~ ; u ; :hug:

and I can imagine ; ^ ; 
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Pearleace Featured By Owner Edited Jun 18, 2014
>v< :iconplatyglompplz:

for the first time, silver medal in ice-hockey made me proud~
Lion Lotus Silver Medal Emote 
(well, i've been proud, but the final has usually been disappointing, 'cuz they haven't played as well as they did before that)

yup.. xvx"
it's kinda scary living next to them atm..
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, Abigail is just a straight up hoe bro. 
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
onnnnnneeeeeee-saaaamaaaaa

And no you did not ; O ; THATS TOTALLY AWESOME!
Man that Russia, always wanting to win unfairly. 
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WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I've read The Crucible.

FUUUUNNNN.

(everyone's stupid)

(kaboom)
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Pearleace Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Crystal-chaaan~ ^o^ :heart:
how ish u, sweetie? *w*

did i tell u Finland placed Silver at ice-hockey world-championships? ^o^
no-one expected them to even get to play for medals, let alone in the final!
it was such an awesome surprise >v< they could've beat Russia, too, but everyone agrees it was fixed; Putin was watching, Russia was allowed to break personal rules set to them from previous violations in the tournament with no-one giving a crap, and what really coffined the game were the referees, who gave penalties to Finland for no reason, while Russia wasn't punished for anything. despite all that crap going on, i've never seen our team play a final so fantastically, so i'm very proud of our Lions. ^w^ hehe
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The Crucible

The Faith of a Writer 

and I got to choose my own book which was Hamlet o 3 o 
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WeirdGirl14 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What about you~? :3
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Meri64 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds interesting o3o
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